About

You know the mom who looks like a Catholic school graduate but curses like a drunken sailor? Thats me. I’m disheveled, defeated, deeply in love with my little ponytailed duo, and I tell it like it is. If you offend easily or like to play all “Sandra Dee”, you may wanna go read someone else’s blog…wink. Otherwise, welcome to my world of motherhood and debauchery!

I have 19 years of motherhood under my belt, and these are my stories.  I’ve learned to laugh about it all, instead of crying, and when that isn’t enough, I blog about it!  I’ve  let go of  a lot in the ‘type A mommy” department, as my experience has taught me that as long as you love them, respect them and protect them, there isn’t much you can do to screw your kid up. That, and I’m TIRED.  So yes, my kids get away with A LOT!

I live in Central New Jersey with my husband and children ages 19-2, where I am a stay at home mom. My hobbies include fruitlessly working out at a local gym that caters to the elderly (I look pretty hot compared to the old bags), refereeing fights between my children, sampling “age defying” makeup at the local drug store, throwing chicken nuggets at the heads of annoying cyclist on country roads, and of course, picking gummy bears off the carpet of my looser cruiser(minivan). I have a MBA in Fuckery from the School of Hard Knocks,  and am fluent in several languages including  English, Jerseyese (Guido Dialect), and Sarcasm.  I am available for speaking engagements or photo shoots, just as long as you promise to crop my fat ass out of the pictures.

For the record, the names and certain details of many of our tales have been changed to protect the guilty!

If you like what you read, please share my link with your friends! I really truly owe the success of my blog to everyone who passes it on. Thank you!

Livelaughloveliquor (c) copyright 2011.  All Rights Reserved.  No reproduction in any medium without prior written consent of the author is permitted.

p.s. Steal my sh*t and I’ll sick the girls on you. You. Do. Not. Want. That.

11 Responses to “About”

  1. Jeannetta Vivere March 10, 2011 at 4:51 pm #

    For the title alone I had to stop by !

  2. S. Le March 25, 2011 at 3:05 pm #

    Good stuff here! Followed your link from Dishy’s blog.

    • S. Le March 25, 2011 at 3:06 pm #

      erm… I mean I followed your link from Girl from the Ghetto’s blog! *sheesh*

      • S. Le March 25, 2011 at 3:08 pm #

        …well, both really.

      • livelaughloveliquor March 25, 2011 at 3:16 pm #

        Thanks! Love that girl from the ghetto! I’m off to check you out now.

  3. Heather April 11, 2011 at 4:51 pm #

    Great blog! I really enjoy the mom syndrome post!

  4. Rosina May 12, 2011 at 12:32 pm #

    erm… I mean I followed your link from Girl from the Ghetto’s blog! *sheesh*
    +1

    • livelaughloveliquor May 13, 2011 at 12:16 pm #

      Glad you found me. I love that Girl from the Ghetto! Thanks for reading, Rosina!

  5. pissykittyslitterbox.com May 13, 2011 at 12:01 pm #

    I love the title of you blog. Too funny! I should’ve thought of that. Likewise, your bio. You sound just like me. I figure why make apologies for having a wicked sense of humor, right? And what beautiful little girls!! Ahhh…
    I’m glad you stopped by my blog and found me. I’m going to have to make it a point to read some of your stuff now and compare notes on our lives. Ha..ha..

    • livelaughloveliquor May 13, 2011 at 12:05 pm #

      You seemed like a kindred spirit, and i am always looking for those who ‘get it”. life is too short to be uptight, right? look forward to reading more of you as well.

  6. zomelie September 22, 2011 at 4:41 pm #

    For making me laugh, cry, or almost pee my pants, I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. For complete details, see the following post in my blog:

    http://myleftbehind.wordpress.com/2011/09/22/stand-up-and-be-recognized/

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